hawtornes:

TUMBLR FOR US RIGHT NOW IS LIKE A KIDNAPED BABY FOR A PROTECTOR MOTHER.

(via crestadeen)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via fraenergy)

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

sTOP

(via dollybelleoldwhatsherface)

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra, via dollybelleoldwhatsherface)